Соре, что без перевода, тупо нет сил, копирую как есть из ЖЖ =))

"Stonehenge Apocalypse" is a gloriously crappy movie but it's so worth seeing, for the only thing they did right was make a lot of pretty Misha close-ups. Which is why I couldn't help but make a picspam.

Sample:



Cut for a lot of pretty MishaI approved of this shitty movie as soon as I saw this. Misha's sexy voice + a lips closeup. Unf.





I also approve of Misha fingering the UK. *Cough*







"I know I'll repeat it about a dozen more times, but I gotta tell you. IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD."





Handporn!









"Hello Dean? The Stonehenge is moving. I'm thinking it's some kinda electromagnetic electromagnetism."
"Cas, did you mix crack with shrooms again?"



"Dean, I'm telling you, this is important! We gotta move all the stones back to... Dean? Dean?!"
"Beep beep beep"









"My EMF is picking up something. It might be the Stonehenge spirit. We need to salt and burn the Stonehenge."











More hand!porn.

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Castiel is determined to solve the problem himself, since Dean is unwilling to help.







(Un)fortunately he's captured, handcuffed and tied to a chair.



And gets a camera stuck right into his face so we can admire the pretty blue eyes.

















Google: "WTF the Stonehenge is moving".



"I was right. It's all the electromagnetic electromagnetism coming from the Stonehenge spirit."







For the record, I love his "you are all such morons" look.



Aaaand hair!porn.



"I can't take this anymore. I want my trenchcoat and go back on Supernatural."













So apparently some more electromagnetism. 



Who cares if we have some glorious profile!porn.



And the other side.



I dare you not to lol at the next two.





Action!Misha



A lot of pretty closeups in cyan. 















I couldn't resist taking a cap of the glorious bum.













Mishawalk = sexy. 





My chuck, why is his nose so damn pretty.











Love the one-sided smirk.



And the nose crinkle.







"Ohmygod a bad CGI pyramid is rising from the ground."







I don't think I'd ever be able to take pissedoff!Misha seriously. He's just too adorable. More nose crinkles.







This scene totally looks more interesting when out of context. Karla: director's cut. 



"Lucifer Joseph, I cannot let you destroy the humanity."





Where Misha goes, homoerotic subtext follows.





Unexpected!het is unexpected. No rly, I lol'd at the pathetic attempt to introduce romance into this movie. It's like a very bad fanfic. Plot? What plot?





Anyway what the hell was the deal with this One Ring and why didn't he even use it at the end but just gave it away to some random chick. Okay seriously, I'd think it was some kinda marriage ring from his deceased wife who they totally forgot to include in the sсript before filming.









Yay for some skin.



And another bum shot.



Run Misha run.





"No, my preciousssss!"





*Still distracted by the nekkid lower back*



"IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD!!!"





That is all.



This is actually the first scene from the movie. But I think it looks better as the last.



104 caps, 1280x768, download links
Edited: www.mediafire.com/?ohm22w0a2gx (21 mb)
Unedited: www.mediafire.com/?zzzjztorjgy (5 mb)

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