Take a drink every time:

читать дальше- the Doctor uses the sonic scrwedriver
- Ten puts on his glasses
- the TARDIS materializes or dematerializes. Double if it's in a crowd of people and no one notices.
- there is a reference to a previous companion
- Ten says "well..."
- Ten says "what?!"
- the Doctor hugs anyone
- the Doctor grabs someone by hand and tugs in an unknown direction
- Jack hits on someone
- the Doctor tells Jack to stop hitting on people
- the Doctor is emo about the Time War
- Ten says "OH YES" or "Allons-y!"
- Nine says "Fantastic!"
- Ten says "Brilliant!"
- someone says "Doctor!"
- a companion asks a question about the Doctor's past
- the Doctor nerds out about something
- Martha looks adoringly at our glorious hero
- the Doctor ignores her
- someone dies dramatically
- the Doctor ignores them
- Donna makes a "bitch, please" face.
- someone says "it's bigger on the inside"
- Ten makes love to the TARDIS console/carresses the TARDIS door/etc.
- a companion wanders off
- the Doctor actually notices that a companion has wandered off
- the Doctor loses the TARDIS
- the Doctor calls Mickey Ricky. Double if Mickey doesn't even protest.
- a Dalek says "EXTERMINATE"
- a Cyberman says "DELETE" or "UPGRADE"
- the Doctor introduces himself and is asked "Just the Doctor?" or "Dr. Who?" etc.
- the Doctor introduces himself as John Smith
- emo!John Smith cries
- the Doctor has an oral fixation
- the Doctor grins maniacally
- the Doctor runs somewhere
- there is a reference to Torchwood
- they make reference to an overarching plot - Bad Wolf, Torchwood, Mr. Saxon, bees, disappearing planets, etc.

Down the rest of your glass when:

читать дальше- someone kisses the Doctor
- unexpected!naked Jack
- the Doctor saves the day
- the Doctor gets slapped

All the amazing ideas are from brb_gallifrey

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