11.10.2009:
— sos_your_face - CASTIEL WITH DREADLOCKS AND A JAMAICAN NARWHAL (MANIP)
— ibroketuesday: FIC OF FUTURE CASTIEL, BOTH DEANS, MARKSHA AND ZACHARIAH HAVING AN ORGY.
мать моя, я это сделалаPRESENT!DEAN: *STEPS INTO THE ROOM AND SEES CAS WITH LOTS OF WOMEN* CAS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
FUTURE!CAS: HELLO DEAN. MY NAME'S NOT CAS. SINCE I BECAME HUMAN I DECIDED TO CHANGE MY NAME TO MISHA. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CAS ANYWAY, I KINDA LIKE IT. AND THIS IS A HAREM OF MY MINIONS. WE ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND KICK LUCIFER'S ASS. BUT IN THE MEANWHILE WE'RE JUST HAVING ORGIES.
PRESENT!DEAN: WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA CHEAT ON ME IN 5 YEARS TIME?! I WAS HOPING WE'D AT LEAST MAKE IT TO TIN ANNIVERSARY.
FUTURE!CAS: SORRY BABY, TIMES CHANGE, WE MIGHT DIE BY THEN. BUT YOU'RE VERY WELCOME TO JOIN THE ORGY.
PRESENT!DEAN: OH OKAY THEN.
PRESENT!DEAN&FUTURE!CAS: *SNOG PASSIONATELY*
MINIONS: *DROOL ALL OVER THEIR BOOBS*
FUTURE!CAS: I LIKE PAST YOU. YOU'RE LESS SMELLY THAN FUTURE YOU.
PRESENT!DEAN: CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU BUT DON'T CARE CUZ YOU'RE STILL HAWT.
PRESENT!DEAN&FUTURE!CAS: *CONTINUE KISSING*
MINIONS: *CAN'T STOP DROOLING*
FUTURE!DEAN: *STEPS THROUGH THE DOOR* CAS WHAT DA FUCK IS THIS?!
FUTURE!CAS: ... THAT'S MY HAREM.
FUTURE!DEAN: I KNOW ABOUT YOUR HAREM, I MEAN ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH ME?! GOD THAT'S THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
FUTURE!CAS: WANNA JOIN?
FUTURE!DEAN: HELL YEH.
PRESENT!DEAN: *SNOGS FUTURE!DEAN* DAMN, I'M AN AWESOME KISSER.
FUTURE!DEAN: WOW, I'M A GREAT KISSER.
FUTURE!CAS: *NEARLY COMES IN HIS PANTS FROM BEING IN A DEANS SANDWICH* *GETS THEM ALL NAKED*
PRESENT!DEAN: HEY, I THOUGHT YOU LOST YOUR MOJO.
FUTURE!CAS: YES, BUT APPARENTLY THIS IS ITS FREE FEATURE.
FUTURE!DEAN: WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME?! *SPANKS CAS*
FUTURE!CAS: *TOTALLY LIKES IT*
MINIONS: *MOST HYPERVENTILATED AND DEAD ON THE FLOOR*
SAM!LUCIFER: *APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM IN A BEAUUUUUTIFUL WHITE SUIT* HEY WHAT DA FUCK?!
BOTH DEANS: SAMMY!
SAM!LUCIFER: I'M NOT SAMMY! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M SAMMY?!
BOTH DEANS: UHM... O_O" JARED?
SAM!LUCIFER: *ROLLEYES* I'M LUCIFER, LOSERS!
ALL: YEH, SURE.
SAM!LUCIFER: NO, SRSLY, I AM LUCIFER. *TRIES PUTTING ON AN EVIL FACE*
ALL: OKAY HI "LUCIFER".
SAM!LUCIFER: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY PROM NIGHT AND YOU'RE RUNING IT!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DRESSED NICELY! *GOES EMO*
ALL: STFU, WE'RE HAVING AN ORGY.
SAM!LUCIFER: OH OK. ANYWAY, I'VE COME TO TELL YOU THAT I'LL KILL YA ALL. I'LL START WITH YOU, DEAN... ONLY THAT I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE SHOULD I GO FOR FIRST...
FUTURE!DEAN: *TOTALLY NOT LISTENING CUZ IS A BIT DISTRACTED BY BEING SUCKED OFF BY PRESENT!DEAN*
FUTURE!CAS: HOLY SHIT I USED TO THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SUCK MYSELF OFF. *TURNS AROUND AND SEES THE WHOLE HAREM MELTED TO A USELESS PUDDLE* WELL ANYWAY THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO WHILE YOU BOYS ARE HAVING FUN. *DOES SO*
SAM!LUCIFER: >_<" IS ANYONE HERE LISTENING TO ME?! *STAMPING HIS FEET LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD KID* I'M THE SATAN, YOU SHOULD SHOW ME SOME RESPECT!
FUTURE!DEAN: SHUT UP AND JOIN IN... OH FUCK YEH DEAN THAT'S SO GOOD DON'T STOP. SHIT, THAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE EVER SAID DURING SEX.
SAM!LUCIFER: I'D JOIN BUT I CAN'T POSSIBLY DO THAT WITH THIS BODY CUZ WINCEST IS MY MAJOR SQUICK.
FUTURE!DEAN: NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THAT BUT WINCEST IS AWESOME. DEANCEST, TO BE PRECISE... UGHHHH YEH DEAN BABY DO THAT AGAIN. I SOUND LIKE TALKING TO MY RIGHT HAND BUT OHHHHHHHH THIS FEELS SO MUCH BETTER.
SAM!LUCIFER: *IS HORNY* I THINK I'LL RECONSIDER MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
MARKSHA: *RUNS INSIDE* OMG LUCIFER I FOUND YOU! COME BACK IN HERE I'M LONELY!
SAM!LUCIFER: GLADLY. *GETS SOME LUBE AND COMES IN*
ZACHARIAH: *SHOWS UP* OKAY DEAN SO HAVE YOU LEARNT YOUR LESSON AND WILL YOU SAY YES TO MICHAEL... DEAN? DEAN?!
FUTURE!DEAN: *GROWLS LOUDLY AND COMES*
PRESENT!DEAN: *SWALLOWS AND TURNS TO ZACHARIAH* OH I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW BABY I'LL EVEN SAY YES TO YOU.
ZACHARIAH: GLADLY CUZ YOU'RE HAWT, BUT I'M SO OLD I CAN'T GET IT UP WITHOUT VIAGRA. AND CHUCK ATE ALL OF IT BY 2010.
PRESENT!DEAN: AT LEAST GIVE ME A HANDJOB.
ZACHARIAH: OKAY. *DOES SO*
FUTURE!DEAN: *COMES FROM THE BACK AND STICKS A FINGER IN PRESENT!DEAN'S HOLE*
PRESENT!DEAN: FUCK YEAH. *SO CLOSE TO COMING*
PRESENT!CAS: *APPEARS* OMG DON'T WORRY DEAN I'LL RESCUE YOU! *BRINGS HIM BACK TO 2009*
ZACHARIAH: SON OF A...
FUTURE!DEAN: SON OF A...
FUTURE!CAS: MY BACK'S GONNA HURT FOR WEEKS NOW BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT.
MARKSHA: OH LUCIFER YEH FUCK ME DON'T EVER STOP!
PRESENT!DEAN: *NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET WITH A MAJOR HARD-ON AND ALL HIS CLOTHES LEFT IN 2014* ...PERFECT TIMING, CAS.
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КЕМ надо быть чтобы ДВАЖДЫ слузеркейсить в ПОСТЕ?! И фак, этот фик мне обойдется в остатки моей психики.
Для памяти
11.10.2009:
— sos_your_face - CASTIEL WITH DREADLOCKS AND A JAMAICAN NARWHAL (MANIP)
— ibroketuesday: FIC OF FUTURE CASTIEL, BOTH DEANS, MARKSHA AND ZACHARIAH HAVING AN ORGY.
мать моя, я это сделала
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КЕМ надо быть чтобы ДВАЖДЫ слузеркейсить в ПОСТЕ?! И фак, этот фик мне обойдется в остатки моей психики.
— sos_your_face - CASTIEL WITH DREADLOCKS AND A JAMAICAN NARWHAL (MANIP)
— ibroketuesday: FIC OF FUTURE CASTIEL, BOTH DEANS, MARKSHA AND ZACHARIAH HAVING AN ORGY.
мать моя, я это сделала
__________________________
КЕМ надо быть чтобы ДВАЖДЫ слузеркейсить в ПОСТЕ?! И фак, этот фик мне обойдется в остатки моей психики.