Kalinka: our course manager is called Gay.

Kalinka: and it's a woman

Kalinka: her parents had a strange sense of humour.

Kalinka: and since it's impolite to call her Gay

Kalinka: it has to be pronounced like Guy

Kalinka: so she's a guy.

Kalinka: strange language. we never call our children Pedik, Gomik etc.

TBL: O.O

Kalinka: nevermind