Title: Not nice
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Author: timey_wimey_kidRating: R
Genre: PWP, romance
A/N: inspired by Jensen's quote from San Francisco con: "Life with Jared... I should write a book. It'll be called
'This Is Why I Don't Have Nice Things'"
just a snippet“So what you said today…” Jared mutters, having kissed his way from Jensen’s stomach up to his lips. “That I’m the reason you can’t have nice things.”
Jensen obviously blames it on the fucking awesome blowjob he just got that he needs a minute to collect his thoughts for an answer.
“Well. Let’s see. You wake up too damn early and I cannot stand your disgustingly cheerful face when I’m struggling to open my eyes. Your dogs ate my sneakers. Two pairs, actually. Your hair needs a cut cuz keeps getting in my mouth. You’re the reason we usually end filming after midnight. Your bathroom time is longer than a girl’s…”
He pauses there, letting out a small moan, because Jared is currently sucking on a sensitive spot just above his collarbone, and Jensen knows it’s not gonna take long before he’ll be getting hard again.
“So… I’m not nice?” Jared looks up to grin at him. “At all? Even when I do this?”
He leans down to kiss Jensen softly on the lips, slowly, teasingly circling them with his tongue, and Jensen allows himself to melt into the kiss for just a minute, before pushing Jared away and answering with a poker face.
“No, you’re not nice at all”.
Jensen then laughs at Jared’s confused and slightly hurt face, pulling him down to kiss him again, and whispers against his lips.
“But I wouldn’t trade you for the world.”