In the beginning, Kripke created the Winchesters and their earth.
Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Kripke was hovering over the waters.
And Kripke said, “Let there be hunter,” and there was hunter. Kripke saw that hunter was good, and He separated hunter. Kripke called hunter one “Dean” and hunter two he called “Samuel”. And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And Kripke said, “Let there be a father and a mother for the hunters.” So Kripke made the parents and separated the father from the mother. And it was so. Kripke called the father “John” and the mother “Mary”. And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

And Kripke said, “Let the hunters have a friend.” And it was so. Kripke called the friend “Bobby”. And Kripke saw that it was good.

Then Kripke said, “Let the hunters have females: child-bearing beings so that the hunters may fornicate when they wish.” And it was so. He made Lisa, Jo, Cassie and Jessica. And Kripke saw that it was not good. So he killed the females, and it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

And Kripke said, “Let there be demons to hinder the hunters, and let them be lovable”. And it was so. Kripke made two great demons—the greater demon to lay dormant until season five, and the lesser demon to kicketh the ass from the first day. He also made the other demons. Kripke set them among Earth and also in Hell, to provide obstacles for the hunters. And Kripke saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

And Kripke said, “Let the demons have adversaries, and the hunters enemies in disguise.” So Kripke created the angels. And Kripke saw that it was good. Kripke blessed them and said, “You are all dicks.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

And Kripke said, “Let one lone angel rebel. Let him leave his Garrison and become a friend to the hunters, a great friend that will be forever great in his greatness. Let him say witty remarks and assist the hunters whenever possible.” And it was so. Kripke made Castiel. And Kripke saw that it was very good.

Then Kripke said, “Let us let the hunters rule over the spirits and demons, over the fangirls, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
Kripke blessed them and said to them, “Be charming but don’t increase in number. Rule over the demons and the spirits and over every living creature that moves on the ground, and kill everything evil.”

Then Kripke said, “If the day ever comes that you pass, do not fear - You will be resurrected. Death will never be permanent for you.” And it was so.

Kripke saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.