jumblejim: Misha und mich, on board, Vancouver bound. No empty seats so had to sit next to him.
jumblejim: Actually, I love Misha, even more since this trip. My banter partner. And I'm the one who never shut up on the plane. Kinda wired.
mishacollins: Just got off a plane. The guy sitting next to me, i think his name was @jumblejim, kept stroking my thigh & saying "you're so firm."
jumblejim: @mishacollins No, I said "You're a worm."
mishacollins: He was also tweeting on the plane which forced the captain to do an emergency landing. It is true though, the osteoporosis has made me firm.
jumblejim: @TestingMe123 No, Misha was drinking, I believe, a Shirley Temple. A virgin Shirley Temple. All he could handle.
jumblejim: @luna_rose_78 Actually it was weird. In the airport, I was telling Misha about a time once when fans showed up to greet me. At that precise moment, a bunch of fans came up. I stopped and signed. Misha just waited on someone to ask him.
jumblejim: I was distraught that @mishacollins has 45,000 followers to my measly 17,000, but then I recalled that he owes 38,000 of them money.
jumblejim: No, it's fine. Lots of folks love us, not having met us. :-)
jumblejim: @lizard971 No, I just meant people who've actually met me and Misha find it harder to love us.
jumblejim: @Iseult_c Next sentence: "They were eating fried chicken, and Misha had just handed Jim a thigh and two drumsticks."
jumblejim: @AmandaSo Already there. Only in L.A. overnight for the international TV press junket. Misha and I insulted the entire world in 48 minutes.
jumblejim: @screaaam How firm are @mishacollins's thighs? Are you familiar with Philadelphia cream cheese?
jumblejim: @tazliveshere Can't help tweeting, but Misha and I insulted most of the United Nations, individually and together this morning.
mishacollins: The pervert from the plane showed up again. I don't know how he found me, but I'm taking out a restraining order. twitpic.com/18rwlo
jumblejim: @thebookaddict That Twitpic ain't me, it's a blowup doll Misha made so he wouldn't be lonely & he could drive in carpool lane.

Вы знаете, я предлагаю назвать это Дуэтом Фансервиса.